Clots from the Cunthole © Maia Matches 2018
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Through extensive research, mostly on the World Wide Web, I faced the unsettling query: “has feminism destroyed the lives of people who happen to be involuntary celibate?" I consulted my dead superior, Jack T. Chick, who blatantly stated: “You will face horrible judgement. And on the day of judgement everything will be replayed, even your thoughts”, which doesn't really answer the question.